lovestory:

Just saw a tiktok abt how people in their 20s always forget that cereal exists but then one day every 6 months they remember and pour a massive bowl I feel attacked

capacity:

I literally can’t be interested in anything enough to make a career out of it other than like just dilly dallying

tellyjpg:

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

cat-pun:

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties